Helldivers II

// !! BONGDIVERS TO BONG POTS, I REPEAT, BONGDIVERS TO BONG POTS !!\\ Bongdivers, re-affirmed Helldiver Corp offshoot of 676th Blazing Samaritans, revolving around 'SativaStimms' [All Organic, Super Earth Cultivated Cannabis Battle Medicine. Fictionally Identical Alternatives to Standard Issue Stimms with Identical Branding and Administration to avoid Confusion] grants Public Enrollment into the Corps for 72 hours (April 19, !20!, 21 of Given Year of the Galactic War) Bongdivers are compelled to JOIN open matches, establish HIGH skill, and PUSH the MEN, WOMEN, ect THROUGH the mission with a LARGER GOAL of a SUSPICIOUS UPTIC in SUCCESSFUL MISSIONS and EXTRACTIONS during this period and EVERY YEAR OF THE GALACTIC WAR GOING FORWARD. Also an unofficial Fan-Promo to 4x20 Quick Hits on Weed Culture and History on Hulu 'Smokem' if ya Got em' 'Hedora' Bongstacks - Chief'n'Chief of the BongDivers Bongdive - Taking a rip of a bong between being launched form Super Carrier all the way down to planetside AND not breaking the bong | See; Bubblerdiving, Pipediving, Jointdiving, Vapediving, Bluntdiving, Pendiving, ect. BONG INITIATED