Resident Evil 5

Heyy, I'm just kinda bored but I don't have a PC myself. So, I'm looking for someone who has enough patience to do 2 minutes setup to get me to play Resident evil 5. If you have the game yourself and just looking for someone to play with, cool I'm here. But if you don't have the game but want to play anyways, I'm willing to share my steam account with you. The only requirements are 'You have a PC', 'You don't mind playing splitscreen' and 'have a not bad wifi. Whether you are a veteran or a newbie, I'll gladly play with you. Also, I only accept a person since it's a 2 player game.